Recently we stopped brewing decaf coffee at Starbucks after 12:00pm.  The reason we did this is cuz not enough people buy it.  For every 1/4 batch we make, we serve maybe one cup.  But some people come in there expecting their cup of decaf and get annoyed when they can't get it.  The lame thing about it is, we have to offer to brew an entire batch of decaf for them, just so they can get their one stupid cup of decaf.


What is it with people needing decaf??  It barely gives you any sort of pick me up.  The main reason coffee is great is cuz it keeps you perked up.  Of course the taste is good but the main reason people want regular coffee is cuz it has caffeine.  People shouldn't trip when we tell them we don't brew decaf, they should be embarrassed that they even drink decaf, let alone complain that we don't have it.  Then sometimes they ask why we don't sell it anymore.  Ummm lemme think...cuz nobody drinks it!  You are one of a handful of wimps who can't handle regular coffee.

Jeez, just get a grande cup of regular coffee with alot of cream.  Or get a decaf americano.  There, that is the solution actually.  Americanos are hot water with espresso shots in them.  If you drink decaf, I feel like you're already sticking your nose up at real coffee.  You might as well get a bunch of hot water with some of your precious decaf shots in there. 

This is the natural next step of dis-respecting coffee.