I gotta say I love my new phone.  I'm actually glad that my old one broke, jus cuz this one is so clean.  When it rings, it's got so many flashing lights goin that it looks like a spaceship right before it takes off.  It also got these blue lights that light up when people sign on/off Instant Messenger... 





These blue lights are so dope lookin, they make me feel like I went to the future and got my phone in the year 2015.  Now I've gone back to 2008, and I keep the phone in my pocket...seven years before the model is to drop.  If anyone ever saw it, that would completely mess up the future of T-Mobile.  Kinda like on Back To The Future, remember how if you saw your future Dad or Mom, their picture would start fading out, right there on the camera film?  Maybe if someone sees my phone, their celly will start to melt away the next time they try to use it.  


I'm bringing foresight to the internets.