Foot Locker Robbed Me, Nah I Robbed Myself
Las week my homie hipped me to a deal they had poppin at Foot Locker. 5 white T's for $20. "That's the come up," I'm thinkin to myself.
So I went in and got 5 white T's in my regular size I wear, XXL, yea like the magazine...deal witit.

Unfortunately, when I put one on, it was way bigger than expected. I mean these joints run HUGE compared to most XXL's. So there I was, stuck with 5 shirts that felt ridiculous to wear cuz they were too damn big. Ha the sleeve was pretty much down to my wrist and yaknow how I am, I don't wanna have to roll up my sleeve to show off my fresh watch.
Actually that's JOKES my watch is not expensive, but it does still look kinda nice.
I threw em out. I took 4 of the t-shirts to Value Village, with the tags still on them and everything. I kept the one I had wore cuz I wanted to wash it before donating it. That's jus how I am. I'm the opposite of a pack rat. If I think I don't need somethin, I get rid of it immediately.
"What use are they?" I'm thinkin, "I don't wanna wear them and they will just take up space at the crib."
So today I did my laundry, and for some reason I throw on that 5th white T I had kept. To my amazement it fit perfectly! The wash shrunk it down and now I only have 1 white T that I really like. Aaargh if only I had waited to get rid of the other four!
I WANT MY SHIRTS BACK YO!!!!!
So I went in and got 5 white T's in my regular size I wear, XXL, yea like the magazine...deal witit.

Unfortunately, when I put one on, it was way bigger than expected. I mean these joints run HUGE compared to most XXL's. So there I was, stuck with 5 shirts that felt ridiculous to wear cuz they were too damn big. Ha the sleeve was pretty much down to my wrist and yaknow how I am, I don't wanna have to roll up my sleeve to show off my fresh watch.
Actually that's JOKES my watch is not expensive, but it does still look kinda nice.
I threw em out. I took 4 of the t-shirts to Value Village, with the tags still on them and everything. I kept the one I had wore cuz I wanted to wash it before donating it. That's jus how I am. I'm the opposite of a pack rat. If I think I don't need somethin, I get rid of it immediately.
"What use are they?" I'm thinkin, "I don't wanna wear them and they will just take up space at the crib."
So today I did my laundry, and for some reason I throw on that 5th white T I had kept. To my amazement it fit perfectly! The wash shrunk it down and now I only have 1 white T that I really like. Aaargh if only I had waited to get rid of the other four!
I WANT MY SHIRTS BACK YO!!!!!


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