Goodbye to Clearwire

I think I've finally done it.  I finally came up on enough dough to get rid of this dreaded Clearwire...wackass Clearwire...go to h-e-double hockey sticks Clearwire and I'ma get Comcast for my internet connection!


Clearwire is so horrible dog.  If I wasn't a rapper, if I wasn't spending most of my time writing raps and posting on the dopest website in the worldwide web I would probly devote all my time to degrading this company. 


The uploading speed is so slow that I can't even send The Taybot/Phil&Numberman Mixtape out to all the DJs and writers who need it.  With Comcast I'ma have fast uploading speed and everything should work out spiffy.   I'm supposed to get the paper work filled out tomorrow and then get it set up next week.  I can't wait!


I'm really obsessed with getting this all hooked up.  Ya know how cats be counting sheep before they fall asleep?  I do the same thing but I count little Comcast modules.  I'm not even sure what the Comcast set up looks like so this takes a pretty active imagination.  It's kinda like a blurry image of a box and a bunch of wires jumping over fences. 


I know that's kinda weird but I guess the internetz have taken over my brain.




 

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