Watch What You Eat

Today I seen a mouse in my room!  That is not tight.  I always be seein' them outside but damn, seeing one in my actual living space changes the game. 


I don't have a crumb of food in my spot mouse go away!  Do you read blogs mouse???  Probly not but if you do read this, stay out of my room!  I'm tryin to live with me, myself & I and none of those people are a gray mouse.


Have ya ever thought about about how easy ya could choke on a chicken bone, or any other type of food that doesn't disolve?  Cats who live alone can relate to this one.  Well I was just thinking that when I was lookin' at a piece of plastic that I picked up off my floor.  What if I accidentally swallowed this piece of plastic?  That'd fuck a person up right?  So I googled "How Do You Do the Heimlich On Yourself" and this is what came up.  Take a second to read it.  It's good to know and it just might save ya from a chicken bone plastic enemy



* Place your balled fists together, about two inches above the navel, but below the breastbone. Thrust forcefully upward and into your abdomen. Repeat until the blockage is cleared. This may be difficult, as the angle at which one must place one's arms in order to achieve this compression can be hard to reach, especially with the force required to dislodge a tracheal blockage.

* If it is not cleared, one may alternatively lean over a chair or similar prop to attempt compression. Place yourself over a chest-high chair, and, if possible, force yourself upon it quickly and forcefully in an attempt to force out the blockage. This may, depending upon your strength and stature, be more or less effective than the traditional fisted method.



thanks adam, what would I do without you?


There ya go.  If that saves your life someday, I better get an invite to your survivor's party.

 

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