No Sex in the Champaigne Room and No DJ in the VIP Room

For those of you who live under a rock, or for those of you who smoke rock (that was distasteful I know) and don't know what was crackin off in Seattle last night....me, along with an arena full of heads, was yelling "It's The Roc!"



Ya that's right, Kanye West was in the hizouse (hizouse=Key Arena) and I was one of the lucky 50,000 or so who got to peep game.  Lemme tell ya somethin'...I consider myself a real dude, and after watching Kanye kill that shit....this is a case where Real Recognize Real.




kanye was lookin like cyclops, straight outta x-men



The bill was:


The Kick Pushin, Kick Pushin, Kick Pushin, Kick Pushin Player Lupe Fiasco
N.E.R.D

Little Miss Sunshine herself Rihanna
Kanye Chedda



Lupe
was coo.  I aint a big Lupe fan but I definitely respect him as tight.  I know he's filthy and all but for some reason, not sure why, I never really feel like bangin' his music.



N.E.R.D definitely put it down and Ferell did his thing.



Rihanna was tight. 



Damn I hate writing about this shit.  I was about to go into details and get all "review style" but I just realized I could never be a music journalist.  I love writing music but writing about other artists just aint my thing.


Haha that's probly why, as some of you noticed, I quit with the Street Sounds Updates.  Maybe I will resurrect those one day but I'd have to get some requests for it or somethin'. 



That's also why, up above, I used very lame descriptions such as N.E.R.D "definitely put it down" and Rhianna "was tight."



For real tho.  The first three sets were good, really good actually, but I was pretty underwhelmed.  I mean, I dropped $80 on this ticket and that is cheese for me.  I read this interview where Kanye said this show was gonna be "crazy" and "groundbreaking" and so far it was nothin' but a regular show. 



They aint even have a DJ in between sets.  Rihanna is super bad tho so that helped things.







"Kanye better pull off some type of miracle,"
I thought to myself, "and make me happy with my purchase." 



The miracle he pulled off involved flying around the universe in a spaceship, robots, classic rock songs remixed to sound like they in 2020 and performing hit after hit after hit, all with no breaks, no costume changes and nobody on stage but the main attraction.



It was like watching a Broadway Musical people.  To all rappers...it's time to step up ya stage game. 



Quote of the Day:


"Fucking Mike...my manager's an idiot."


- Numberman after trying to convince security he was the"DJ the VIP Room," at which point security got on 
   their radios and found out in fact, there is no DJ for the VIP Room.

 

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