Las night it was this guy's birthday:






For those of you who can't make out who that is (probly most of yall since it is hecka blurry, thanks for making such a dope camera Sidekick) it is the town's favorite mc, Praxis!



I know he looks real gully in this pic but do not be fooled, dude is not hard.


jokes i got jokes



The party was goin great.  Everyone was havin a good ol time til some cat ran thru the dancefloor at top speed, nearly knocking over this girl who was dancing.


We was all like, "what the fuck?"  then got back to chillin and havin fun.  Next thing you know, dude is hiding under the table I'm sittin at.  Then we really are like, "what the hell?"


Next thing ya know, Jakes storm in, in hot pursuit, and everything fell into place.  We was all hoping homie didn't get caught.  He took off his hoodie, stashed it under the table, then tried to kick it on the couch like it was all good and he had been there the whole time, chillen.



The chameleon tactic aint work tho and the cops found him.  We had to turn off the music and stuff, it put a damper on the night but of course it was way worse for dude who got arrested.


The moral of the story is....if the dude had been cold like Jason Bourne, he never woulda got caught.  He woulda jus walked outta that joint like it's nuthin!




aint no thang