The Fire Don't Work

This year fo New Year's Eve, through a series of events that are too boring to type in my blog (I try to keep this stuff entertaining, I mean I could tell yall about my cereal choice every morning but you don't care about my breakfast diet and besides I seldom have milk) I ended up at the Seattle Center to watch the Space Needle fireworks.



For one thing, I'm not a big fan of fireworks.  I've seen fireworks like hundreds of times and with fireworks, if you've seen a few shows, you've seen em all.  I'd say if you've seen one show, you seen em all, but there are many different types of fireworks so it does take a few times. 




The point is I'm kinda tired of fireworks and probly will be for the rest of my life.




The crowd at the Seattle Center was crazy.  Damn, I waited 20 something minutes jus to get a coffee at Starbucks.  It was the only joint open which is lame cuz Starbucks drip is more bitter than old, washed up rappers.




I decided to bounce before midnight.  Fuck the fireworks, fuck this crowd, I'm out before everyone else decides they wanna dip. 




The funny thing is I caught the bus and then, since the traffic was super thick I was caught in traffic, watching the Space Needle fireworks from the bus window. 




In 2008, I would expect fireworks to be so ill.  I'm talking some real dope displays, like Lord of the Rings type shit where Gandalf be makin dragons come outta fireworks or whatever it is he could do.








Ya that guy.  He needs to be makin the fireworks for Seattle cuz instead there was a bug in the Space Needle fireworks machine and we got about 30 seconds of fireworks, if that.




I was gonna post the video but that shit is boring too.  King 5 couldn't even make it remotely entertaining. 






King 5
needs to step their game up just like the cats who control the Space Needle Fireworks. 


 

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