Damn I normally gets to kick it on Sundays.  The telemarketing place aint open so it's my big day off however things didn't go as planned cuz I got this other job too now. 




I am a Parking Lot Greeter.  Ya Taybot is steppin it up to big positions with big titles.  That's Mr. Lot Greeter to you if ya don't know me. 



Alls I do is stand in front of a parking garage holding a sign, and I direct people into the frickin parking lot.  People occasionally slow down and roll they windows down when they pass me if that happens, all I say is,





"Go right ahead, parking is free."




If I'm not doing that, then I just walk around the parking garage and "keep an eye on things."  I just pace the garage, from Level A to Level D and then back down again.  Over and over.





I never seen anything exciting happen. 




Well one time some guy left the door to his truck completely wide open.  It took me and the cat I was working with like 5 minutes to decide what to do.  If we should shut it or jus leave it open.  We finally settled on shutting it part way...in case the owner aint have their keys or something.





And that should get me the award for Seattle's Most Exciting Story of Dec. 2007.