No Voice

For some reason, my voice went out.  This really sucks.  I'm not sick I swear. 



At least thas what I keep telling myself.  I'm pretty sure the more you convince yourself you don't get sick, the less likely you are.  So far it has worked for me too.



I definitely did start to lose my voice tho.  They even sent me home at the telemarketing joint.  It is hard to pitch magazines when you sound like that one lady on the Don't Smoke commercials who be smokin' cigarettes thru the hole in her neck.



It also really sucks to lose your voice when your favorite thing to do is RAP.  Rapping good is tough enuf as it is but, way more difficulty when these suckers aint work properly:







Get your mind outta the gutter those are vocal chords...



Please wish me luck in getting healthy and regaining my voice.  I accept flowers, cards and oh yea, MONEY.  Cash, greenbacks, dinero, dividends. 



Food too, I totally accept food.  I fucks with Nutrageous bars, chicken, fruit snacks, turkey, Trident gum, Vita Water and Tim's Cascades. 



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