Today I just wanted to do a couple things.




I wanted to go to the post office to get a money order so I can buy a beat from this cat (a dope beat).  I can't use Paypal no more cuz I aint got no money in da bank cuz of the lady who scammed me. 




Then I wanted to put a bill in my bank account.





I couldn't do either one of those errands because it's Columbus Day!





On the real?  Who the hell cares about Christopher Columbus? 





Look if this post offends you just quit checking my blog ok...





My homie told me that Columbus so-called discovered America.  Then left a bunch of his homies here while he bounced out for a while. 




He sailed back here only to find all his people he had left were killed by natives.




The reason they were killed?  Cuz these fools immediately asked, actually demanded, two things:



1)  Gold


2) Sex slaves




No wonder they all got slaughtered.  I don't have much, just a little apartment (haha if you can call it that), but if you walked into my apartment and demanded gold or sex slaves I would straight up murk you. 






I am not tryin' to respect a day dedicated to Christopher Columbus or his wack people he used to roll with. 





Now, decades later, Columbus is still messin things up.  This time by being responsible for all the banks and post offices being closed.









WACKWACKWACK...YOU ARE WACK & UGLY