A crazy day
Yesterday was crazy in a good way.
For one thing, sales were dope. I swear I was just popping off mixtapes left and write. I probly look crazy to people cuz I am just walking around town with my boombox blasting, asking cats to buy them.
One guy even pulled his whip over to buy one from me. I normally have to get all up in people's faces and beg for their attention but this guy actually pulled over just to talk to me. It was weird but I haven't gotten to the weird stuff yet.
I was talking to this girl and was in the middle of my sales pitch (I was doing pretty well actually) when all a sudden this other girl comes running up and interrupts us. I woulda been annoyed except that I interrupt tons of people mid-conversation when I'm trying to sell my CD, so it is all good.
Anyways, she's says to me "I heard someone calling me to dance with them and then I realized it was your music."
I'm like, "What?"
"I heard someone calling me to dance with them and then I realized it was your boombox."
I'm like, "Word?" Then I don't really know what's going on so I turn back to the first woman and try to continue my spiel. But we both are now cracking up at this crazy girl, who is still standing there right next to us. Finally I am done laughing enough to finish my pitch.
I'm like, "Also, if you buy this cd I won't dance with this girl." I don't think that made a difference to the woman but she still pulled out her purse and copped.
While she was handing me the bread she's like, "only on the ave." haha.
So then the first woman bounces and it is just me and Girl 2. Girl 2 still wants to dance. At first I thought she wanted to dance with me and I wasn't really bout to but then she has me set down the boombox, turn up the volume, and she starts busting out hip hop dance moves!
We was on on the ave in the middle of the day but she was dancing like it was halftime at a Sonics game.
She wasn't a bad dancer either.
I'm like, "Yo that was pretty good. You should buy a CD."
Then, get this, she pulls a $20 bill out of her right nipple ring. I take it and give her back a CD and and $12, which she then puts in her left nipple ring.
Then we both went our separate ways. What was funny is this girl didn't look crazy or anything. I even asked her if she was drunk and she said no. I was cracking up for a while after that tho!
That is the story for now. Please stay checking back for more of my adventures.
Peace everyone!
Taybot
For one thing, sales were dope. I swear I was just popping off mixtapes left and write. I probly look crazy to people cuz I am just walking around town with my boombox blasting, asking cats to buy them.
One guy even pulled his whip over to buy one from me. I normally have to get all up in people's faces and beg for their attention but this guy actually pulled over just to talk to me. It was weird but I haven't gotten to the weird stuff yet.
I was talking to this girl and was in the middle of my sales pitch (I was doing pretty well actually) when all a sudden this other girl comes running up and interrupts us. I woulda been annoyed except that I interrupt tons of people mid-conversation when I'm trying to sell my CD, so it is all good.
Anyways, she's says to me "I heard someone calling me to dance with them and then I realized it was your music."
I'm like, "What?"
"I heard someone calling me to dance with them and then I realized it was your boombox."
I'm like, "Word?" Then I don't really know what's going on so I turn back to the first woman and try to continue my spiel. But we both are now cracking up at this crazy girl, who is still standing there right next to us. Finally I am done laughing enough to finish my pitch.
I'm like, "Also, if you buy this cd I won't dance with this girl." I don't think that made a difference to the woman but she still pulled out her purse and copped.
While she was handing me the bread she's like, "only on the ave." haha.
So then the first woman bounces and it is just me and Girl 2. Girl 2 still wants to dance. At first I thought she wanted to dance with me and I wasn't really bout to but then she has me set down the boombox, turn up the volume, and she starts busting out hip hop dance moves!
We was on on the ave in the middle of the day but she was dancing like it was halftime at a Sonics game.
She wasn't a bad dancer either.
I'm like, "Yo that was pretty good. You should buy a CD."
Then, get this, she pulls a $20 bill out of her right nipple ring. I take it and give her back a CD and and $12, which she then puts in her left nipple ring.
Then we both went our separate ways. What was funny is this girl didn't look crazy or anything. I even asked her if she was drunk and she said no. I was cracking up for a while after that tho!
That is the story for now. Please stay checking back for more of my adventures.
Peace everyone!
Taybot
werd taybot, better bring the heat the LAB. i got beezies waiting for you.
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You know you love to dance on the Ave. Next time just go down there with a bunch of solid gold recordings and start your own little soul train, then tell me how many nipple rings you see. Plus, I think you're a damn good hustler getting that girl to buy your cd when she really needs to be investing in a wallet or purse.
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word that girl needed a purse or something. Yea I'm getting better at the hustling. Trying to drive online sales so I aint gotta be out on the street so much. Anyone, reading this, plz cop the good mixtape online. Thanks!
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